[Two cops are waiting at the light. A woman jaywalks and almost gets hit by a car.] Male cop: Phew! That would have been a lot of paper work.
Undergrad: Ninjas, see. You can't creep up on them. You can't creep up on them because actually they're creeping up on you. And the person you're creeping up on is actually a mendicant.
Greyhound bus driver: We're pulling up to Port Authority now. [Sings] My Greyhound brings all the boys to the yard, and they're like, it's better than yours, damn right, it's better than yours, I can teach you, but I have to charge. La la la la la- New York City! La la la la la -almost there.
If you aren't reading overheard, you're clearly not as bored as I am.
