Monday, May 12, 2008

Cop Out Post

Conductor: This is a Manhattan-bound number three train; next stop is Sutter avenue-Rutland road; stand clear of the closing doors please.
[Doors close and open again.]

Conductor
: Please do not block the doors, stand clear, please.

[Doors close and open again.]

Conductor
: Do not block the doors. Stand clear, please.

[Doors close and open again.]

Conductor
: For the last motherfucking time, do not block the fucking doors! I know you ghetto-ass niggas don't care about school, but some people want to get the fuck to work! Stand clear!

[Doors close and open again.]

Conductor
: I can't fucking take this shit.


--3 Train

Overheard by: Morel Farember
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